this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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