erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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