a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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