"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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