Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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