in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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