So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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