What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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