I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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