WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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