i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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