So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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