i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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