is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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