wakey wakey hands off snakey
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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