If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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