Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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