Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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