I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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