Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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