i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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