you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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