Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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