I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
