Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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