i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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