Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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