let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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