My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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