look no pants
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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