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I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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