so explain again why im purple
no
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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