Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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