HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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