He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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