my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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