She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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