Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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