Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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