ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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