Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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