she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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