No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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