This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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