omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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