so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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