You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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