I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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