Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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