my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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