my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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