maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
This house was built for laser tag.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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