he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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