**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You took a bar mat shot.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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