you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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